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Blessing of animals can be either of the animal or of the human-animal relationship, and can apply to pets and other companion animals, or to agricultural animals and working and other animals which humans depend on or interact with.
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Piszkowice is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Kłodzko, within Kłodzko County, Lower Silesian Voivodeship, in south-western Poland. It lies approximately 6 km (4 mi) north-west of Kłodzko and 80 km (50 mi) south-west of the regional capital Wrocław.
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