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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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